Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "Buddy ! You just killed my Cousin. I really can't tell you how upset I feel right now. With an enormously powerful swipe, the bear knocks Bill to the ground and sodomizes him viciously. Bill's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and finally finds the black bear in his crosshairs, takes aim and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him, arms folded menacingly. The grizzly says, " You just shot my Cousin, Bruh. Big mistake. Really can't express my feelings of revenge toward you in a meaningful way right now ." Suddenly Bill is aware of a deadening blow. Before he knows it, a 600lb grizzly is performing vicious and uncompromising anal penetration on him.
Inexplicably Bill survives, but he's really hurting, takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, internally, he's outraged.
Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska, finds and confronts the grizzly, shooting him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous Polar bear.
The Polar bear gestures that they should walk together for a while. After a few steps the Bear senses Bill's initial terror has subsided. Placing a parental paw around Bill's shoulder, the Polar bear waves his other paw across a star-studded morning sky and says, "Bill - ( turning to him) - it is Bill isn't it ?...I think we should just confront it. You're..well.. you're really not coming here for the hunting anymore, are you ?"
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