Nine Hundred page clicks in our first week yet not a Rouble in Sales
I must be dreaming.
Aaah, Summer at the Yak Collection
Close your eyes & visualize a heap of ripe, sweet, juicy red strawberries in a bowl of fresh cream.
Go on, it's OK. Reach out with your fingers, dip one into the cream and put it in your shopping cart.
But this is taking too long, isn't it ?. Visualize taking your credit card out of your wallet and using it as a spoon.
There ! You're getting it.
Now you're floating in a warm scintillating pool of fresh, shimmering deals.
Tasty Yak goodies are Bobbing up and down to the left & to the right. It's CRAZY some of these prices...You WANT to look away- but you can't.
You just moved over to...The Collection Zone
So shop away and have a good time. But be careful out there - our Abandoned Shopping Cart Police are watching your every move, Comrade.
Now I'm going to count to three, and by the time I'm done you're going to wake up completely refreshed and craving a steel elevator bell crank.
You're feeling empowered and awake
Not sleepy at all now.
John flies out of KSEE whenever he can scrape together a few bucks to fill the tanks